Vx. Princess Grace @BestGirlGrace@social.illegalpornography.com

I'm ambisinister. you know, a supervillain

I'm ambisinister. I'm bad with both hands

when are they gonna come out with Ten Inch Nails

ZZ Bottom

i never metamorphosis i didn't like

writing a story about a princess and her subject, but they both turn to the camera and say that monarchy, and, really, any system of hereditary political power transfer, is morally wrong and should be abolished before they bone

hell, get me a good enough uniform and a nice, fancy hat and i'll make your ass disappear

i'm sure some folks have a kink relationship where one of them is the benevolent dictator and the other is, like, a political dissident or journalist or secretary or something

everyone talks about having a "benevolent dictator for life", but nobody talks about having a benevolent dictator for wife. really makes you think about our society

"grace, why prairie chickens"
"i had to remember something i wrote an essay on for school, and this thing i wrote in like third grade was the first one that came to mind"

prairie chicken tf fic called "okay, boomer"

specifically, furry tf smut that also answers all the questions the essay needs to

"yeah, just because i'm getting turned into a big, constantly erect werewolf doesn't mean i don't have informed opinions on the threatened habitat of the prairie chicken"

i can and do write things that aren't pornography, but it's funny to imagine someone sending their teacher furry tf smut or whatever

aye aye, cap'n wife

thinking about those beans

bean snap (bap)?

can you snap your... beans?

can you snap your fingers with paws

suck it, lennon