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infinity train rules for other reasons, but it's harder to make a joke about that

infinity train ruled because it solved the problems that most trains have: that they end

It’s 1993 as balls outside. In fact, it’s 1993 as balls everywhere, because it is 1993.

“I look like an embedded reporter in the war against roller derby.”

i find it hard to read my old work, but it's worth it, because i get to laugh at my very good jokes again

i can only handle so much ashens at a time, but i always find myself coming back to him absolutely fucking losing it at this violin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adkWiJA9xR0

italian craig

i was listening to ashens say this and now i'm thinking about bird call again

the two genders are bloke and bird

which i guess would be, like, plastics and maybe copper and fiber optics

everyone always talks about stuff that uses space age materials, but nobody ever talks about using information age materials

it's gonna be worth it when I release this episode of Tight Pants, though

podcast editing is a dance of "i should watch something while doing this", and then immediately realizing that you can't do anything else that makes sound at the same time, and then having the same though again a few minutes later

i will always cherish the solid 45-second laugh in this episode

listening my friends laugh for twenty solid seconds and doing a good smile

I am a Bird Appreciator and a Bird Respecter, but not a Bird Knower

i didn't decide if she was a crow or a raven until pretty late in the process. don't mistake me for a Bird Knower

the supervillain kind with copper-tipped feathers who likes to phreak phones

someone asked me what kind of crow Bird Call is the other day and, like, i don't know where were different kinds. i got caught off guard and had to go, like, "uhhh, the regular kind"

ACAB (assigned clinically absorbed, baby!)