Vx. Queen Princess Grace @BestGirlGrace@social.illegalpornography.com

Good morning, everypony! We have a special live episode of We Were Hit By A Horse Truck And Got Isekai'd Into Equestria? for you today. This was originally a Wisdom talk I gave with @hearth, minimally edited and turned into a podcast to free it from those wise guys over at Wisdom.

https://anchor.fm/horseisekai/episodes/Wisdom-Live-Special-Post-Nut-Rarity-e1o8d5h

that one youtube guy goes to his garage to get more knowledge

got my first election ad in a hot minute, you see

we can't afford Grbo Yopsin

I'm sure other genders do things, too. waiting for more information

boys go to the horse store to get a horse

girls are Rarities, boys are Elusive. obviously

does "Dusk Shine" read more masc than "Twilight Sparkle"? I mean, it does to me, but that's also because I'm primed by knowing these characters already

honestly, it's not like pony names have that much gender to 'em in the first place

like, most pony names are just one or more English words. It's not like if you see a pony name in the wild, you can guess whether it belongs to a stallion or a mare

i mean, you can get like an 80 percent success rate by guessing "mare" every time because most of the characters are women, but

that or make the boy version Applejane as kind of a fun gender twist

they lampshade it like "I guess the name is pretty gender-neutral", but I think that's the coward's way out. they shoulda called him "Pearboy" or something

the funniest thing about the genderswapped my little pony fic is that they couldn't think of a boy version of "Applejack"

the simpsons did a "the simpsons predicted the future" joke

if americans did one thing right, it was making baseball

one time a coworker explained the rules of cricket to us, and the thing is that it's fucked up mutant british baseball

Homer Becomes A Qanon Guy

is Gil gonna marry Miss Hoover

what the hell, this episode is pretty good

tortoises ARE always somewhere