Secret Government Grace @BestGirlGrace@social.illegalpornography.com

I think this has been done before BUT a world where the superhero/villain scene is a kink thing. Traditionally, the hero is the top and "wins", though "gritty" pairs with villain tops are more common these days.

coming out as a lesbian supervillain for pride

Me (trying to see where I stand with my nonbinary friends): are we frenbies or enebies

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got 3/5 things, which is more than I expected for my first try on hardest

update: this is bullshit, your gun barely scratches the dudes who can kill you in one hit

first run at the highest level:
- all weapons except pierce do -75% damage
- your gun reloads twice as fast
- enemies do 150% more damage

huh

beat the second level out of three because I got a good roll on modifiers, got a mod type that's actually new to me? Doesn't look *good*, but here it is

it would have been nice to have this sooner, I think, because if you've beaten the game, you have to grind for tokens, which is annoying

the final boss of the segment is a big invisible shouty guys, which surprisingly isn't that bad... but remember, you're on a timer, and you can really only hit it when it wants to be hit

so there's a minimum amount of time you need to fight the boss, which is BS to me

it just feels way too random for my tastes. like, whether you'll survive one of the things feels totally dependent on whether the enemy spawns murder you immediately

there's some fun ideas here- I like that you kinda have to figure out how to play the random modifiers to your advantage. like, if something makes enemies hit harder or have more health, you're gonna want to Seize more.

also, each difficulty level is the same map with the same stuff and it's just different modifications?

*Bird Call playing a snippet of a podcast on her dictaphone voice* i wanna talk about pornography for birds

when someone goes and likes all your posts from a day or so ago, that's called a "rewind"

I think I'd have fun LaTeXing a thing, printing it out, and then writing on top of it in different colors and styles and whatnot

I'm not sure if latex is really capable of doing this, and I am not confident enough in my handwriting to rely on that, so hm

I think the next OCM report I release is gonna be a rough draft with a bunch of notes and stuff written on top of it

I caught myself actually doing this just now

uncrimping my usb cables so the data flows through faster

that's not to say there weren't a bunch of asides about "Astrologic Calibration polishing their telescopes and sextants" edited out

the report comes from the Ecological Consistency Department, and that's probably where Helvetica's desk is, but there's a lot of motion and communication between departments- they're more about areas of expertise and fields of study than anything

vanity license plate: HORNSUP

i imagine she has a pretty broad set of phony business cards for whatever cover she has to adopt