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I think this has been done before BUT a world where the superhero/villain scene is a kink thing. Traditionally, the hero is the top and "wins", though "gritty" pairs with villain tops are more common these days.

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Me (trying to see where I stand with my nonbinary friends): are we frenbies or enebies

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personally, i think i'd be really good at being on the official us postal service podcast

thanks, robocall saying that my electricity is going to get shut off calling from the wrong area code and without naming my local utility

i will always cherish the moment of someone holding three months supply of girl tf patches, looking at me and my name, and asking "are you trans?"

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this wasn't even the lady I had the very nice conversation of

her, holding several months worth of estrogen patches and looking at my deadname, leaning in conspiratorially: hey, uh, is there something else you'd like to be called?

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I don't know what all this "mega CoQ10" stuff is, but I assume it'll make it so my dick doesn't fit in my pants any more

i got to thinking about the unnecessary feelings scene in the first ace attorney game again

Wordle 216 5/6

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that's wordle, baby

🎶 and then I chime in with a "haven't you people ever heard of
petting a god damn skunk" 🎶

hey, buddy, if you love your wife so much, why don't you marry her

horny fractela 

look, I don't just let anyone wear a maid outfit and suck my dick

actually, it's only jacking off if you're doing it to someone named Jack

hey, @Timmy , I still had that bread page up and did you notice that the News page is identical to the FAQ, but with the header line changed schwebels.com/News

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Don't let the name fool you. All the pornography here is legal, and much of it is hand-written. No fascists, no bigots.