Vx. Princess Grace @BestGirlGrace@social.illegalpornography.com

"grace, just set up asterisk with the fax plugin"
"i've tried, but this shit looks fucking hard"

i used to have the computer pick up faxes, but now i don't really have a computer that stays on 24/7

what i really wanna do is have gotten the multi-function laser printer with a fax machine built in, but that requires a time machine

hell, i bet you could get one on craigslist for a song

I mean, I can probably get one from the local thrift store, if we weren't in lockdown mode

*looks up "fax machine" on ebay*

i made a /spectacles gif for other reasons, so here you go

the hidibrand quests are about a white guy with rich parents who constantly fails upward

*are you a chicken or a pig voice* are you nacho cheese or cool ranch

this one's actually a good idea. I can definitely recommend eggs team programming

eggs team programming is when you make breakfast

extreme programming is when you flavor-blast the developers

extreme programming is... I think when you do pair programming and/or you do programming on a skateboard

maybe we should try extreme programming again. at least that had a funny name

I'd probably be less harsh on agile if I'd ever been on a team that lived up to the promises

agile software is when you move fast and break things, thus tricking whoever the DRI that week is into doing the actual work

agile software is when you do story points and velocity instead of hard time estimates, and then management won't leave you alone until you give an estimate anyways

agile software is when you assign a point value to all your user stories and make tasks for all of them and then you wind up doing whatever the PM says is urgent

agile software is when you do stand ups and the more stand ups you do, the more agile it is

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