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i'm a gay crime skunk who writes internet porn and i demand to be treated with respect

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I think this has been done before BUT a world where the superhero/villain scene is a kink thing. Traditionally, the hero is the top and "wins", though "gritty" pairs with villain tops are more common these days.

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Me (trying to see where I stand with my nonbinary friends): are we frenbies or enebies

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also, 2004 or whenever everyone got all mad about comic sans for some reason

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2012 was the year everyone learned what kerning was. 2021 is gonna be the year that everyone learns to recognize rolling shutter

how do weebs remember which one is yuri and which one is yaoi

food 

sure, we all love fried foods, but let's not forget about the humble friend food

food? 

-Yakima Cortland and Honeycrisp, a reference to a region of washington state where they grow apples

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YCH stands for Yeehaw, Cat House, and refers to the situation wherein a bunch of cowboy cats are roommates

should I @minty_da or just kinda expect the bee waves to carry this post to its target

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performance enhancing bugs. imagine if you could get a bee to cheer you on or something

that guy has to deal with nazis trying to sealion him all day every day, he doesn't need me trying to be like "hey, your screen name sounds like this villain from a cartoon you've never heard of. consider that, software man"

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hey @ Gargron did you want to turn the smurves into gold or cat food or use them to cast some kind of evil spell or what. what was all that about

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anyways, this is the first time in months i've thought about gagron. wonder how he's doing

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you know, if you'd told me that when I grew up, the bad guy from the smurfs would make a pretty good gay furry communist website, most of those words wouldn't have meant anything to me

we've heard of machine learning, but wake me up when we have machine kearning

*puts paw to ear* i'm being informed that people have been using machines to typeset text for hundreds of years

it took me like three tries to get the keysmashes looking good. i only keysmash to make jokes

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Princess Grace's Space Base Place

Don't let the name fool you. All the pornography here is legal, and much of it is hand-written. No fascists, no bigots.