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but i would also prefer to spend 85 dollars on so many other things, so bye, catboy

the problem is that i kinda do

ffxiv is like "hey, you wanna buy a tiny plastic catboy"

new bot hope corpus is 78.49% done

something the size of a human is too big to cryogenically freeze, but if you could shrink folks down, you could save on rocket fuel and have hamster-sized animatable astronauts

it's basically the same, except you have privates keys

you ever thing about how, if the british had declassified their system earlier, we could have had Cocks cryptography instead of RSA

RSA stands for Really Slutty Algorithm

Sorry, I only play Dungeons IFF Dragons

Sorry, I only play Dungeons NAND Dragons. Can't have either.

sorry, i only play Dungeons Xor Dragons. You gotta pick one.

put this one up on the powerpoint

my boss always wants me to give more presentations and such.

i'll stand up during a big organization-wide meeting and be like "Figure one: Alphinaud Final Fantasy Fourteen."

it's just gonna slip out. like i'm gonna call something "a funky little twink" and i'll have to explain what that means in front of god and everyone

one of these days, i'm going to have to explain to my boss what a twink is

wild how they're five minutes from a gender clinic and yet they clearly haven't hired a single trans person to look at the d&d sourcebook

i could be throwing rocks at them in twenty minutes

looking up wizards of the coast's address and being weirded out at how close it is to places i've been before

Dr. Flux Solder (Lancer, mad scientist) and Flux Solder (Cyberpunk Noir, bouncer, psychic, and phony private eye) are completely different characters, I just think it's fun to say "Solder" with a feline accent.