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I think this has been done before BUT a world where the superhero/villain scene is a kink thing. Traditionally, the hero is the top and "wins", though "gritty" pairs with villain tops are more common these days.

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Me (trying to see where I stand with my nonbinary friends): are we frenbies or enebies

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youtube.com/watch?v=en8csWfikY is very good, but the thing that gets me is representing the notes at the start of YMCA with "🎺 !"

if I ever get to run the OCM tabletop in person, I wanna really set the scene

definitely wear the lab coat, maybe even the whole Dr. Helvetica Scenario getup. I'd put bowls of regular snacks and also a random bowl of pills on the table. Scatter some scientific glassware around and dossiers and what have you. Real secret government lab shit.

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also, why is that herbal energy booster so special. how come it gets its own blister pak instead of being in the bag with everything else

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these motherfuckers. I've always been so curious about them because, like, they're just random pills. they're not even the same. it's like you're expected to take all of them at once

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thinking about getting one of those packages of mysterious energy pills from a gas station

the Redd White voice was unreasonably fun to do, but, like, it really only works for him

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doing this ace attorney let's play is a lot of fun, but it's rapidly dawning on me that I don't have a lot of voices

Will Powers ended up British because I already used all my other voices on other characters

final fantasy fourteen has five achievements for killing folks in PvP. They are called, of course "Slaughterhouse One" through "Slaughterhosue Five"

him and watson are just always making out in the background, and they actually wind up witnessing the crime

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sherlock holmes 2: him and his boyfriend watson are constantly open-mouth kissing. they don't even solve any crimes in this one

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I grew up in Colorado and, especially after they legalized it, you couldn't throw a rock without hitting a place called, like, Dr. Feelgood's Ganjazone or 1-800-Medical-Marijuana. The more classy places were named "Rocky Mountain High" or whatever

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weed joke 

just got a mailer from an optometrist named "Dr. MaryJane Healey". I'm sure she's a fine doctor, it's a shame they named her after a medical marijuana dispensary

you know those nasa transcripts where it's about the astronauts dealing with a floating poop or whatever

it's like that, but it's about kissing werewolves instead

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blaseball 

Rosales is an excellent pitcher, and also I'm gay, which helps

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blaseball 

what the fuck, the spies had the bases loaded with no outs

i'm not used to them doing well

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