Vx. Princess Grace @BestGirlGrace@social.illegalpornography.com

really, i shoulda seen this coming. Ghiaccio is not the kind of guy anyone would let near their pussy

calling it "Venice" instead of "Venezia" as a kink thing

in my defense, it's a very specific haircut

*sees a thumbnail* wow, is that porn of Ghiaccio from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Vento Aureo eating pussy
*clicks*
No, it's just a lesbian with the same haircut

given how often cishet sex advice revolves around "do foreplay" and "talk to your partner", i think it's more that the label of "weird fetish stuff" goes on anything that doesn't directly involve or lead to penetration

so-called normal fetishes: okay, so, we come up with this elaborate culturally-enforced system of who is and isn't allowed to put a penis in this vagina, and then we break those rules
so-called weird fetishes: what if you were a little guy getting dangled by a big hot lady

maybe you should develop a normal fetish, like turning into a porcelain doll, instead of this weird genital thing

I realize that I probably see more horny folks than is typical for whoever's making these normal-ass pornographies. My experience as a trans toppy hypnodomme probably means I see more horny bottoms than the average vanilla dingus, but you know

i choose to believe that "cheating BBC slut" is about a partner that watches doctor who without you

like, if i saw some porn with some fuckin' trans yearning to have penis-in-vagina sex, I'd go a lot easier on it. It probably wouldn't be my thing still, but it doesn't have that skeevy factor that turns me off

I think a lot of this loops back around to my thoughts about "a lot of porn is made for the cishet male gaze and comes from a place of entitlement to women's bodies in a way that creeps me out". I feel like I'd be easier on it if it weren't so... aggressively straight and normie

i dunno, maybe i'm being silly about logging onto a porn site and complaining about seeing pornography

i dunno, it's kind of a frustrating lack of imagination where you're playing in this land of fiction where you can make anyone do anything, and your first thought is "what if they wanted to have plain old regular penis-in-vagina sex. "

oh, wow, someone wanting to take cocks? that's novel. i haven't seen half a dozen people on my mastodon timeline express this exact opinion unprompted today

this feels like when you see a statue with one part worn down and shiny because people keep petting the dog or rubbing the boob or whatever

there's a series of tumblr posts going around with the dover boys "I hate Tom!" "I hate Dick!" and "and I hate Larry!" as separate audio posts, and the "I hate Dick" one has six thousand more notes than the other two

dame backslide

me, i'm into the dover girls

I haven't been a man for years, but if any fellas out there needed permission