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I think this has been done before BUT a world where the superhero/villain scene is a kink thing. Traditionally, the hero is the top and "wins", though "gritty" pairs with villain tops are more common these days.

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Me (trying to see where I stand with my nonbinary friends): are we frenbies or enebies

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weird jjba kink joke 

really, i shoulda seen this coming. Ghiaccio is not the kind of guy anyone would let near their pussy

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weird jjba kink joke 

calling it "Venice" instead of "Venezia" as a kink thing

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take-free pornography joke 

*sees a thumbnail* wow, is that porn of Ghiaccio from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Vento Aureo eating pussy
*clicks*
No, it's just a lesbian with the same haircut

today's porn takes, being flippant 

given how often cishet sex advice revolves around "do foreplay" and "talk to your partner", i think it's more that the label of "weird fetish stuff" goes on anything that doesn't directly involve or lead to penetration

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today's porn takes, being extra flippant 

so-called normal fetishes: okay, so, we come up with this elaborate culturally-enforced system of who is and isn't allowed to put a penis in this vagina, and then we break those rules
so-called weird fetishes: what if you were a little guy getting dangled by a big hot lady

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today's porn takes, being extra flippant 

maybe you should develop a normal fetish, like turning into a porcelain doll, instead of this weird genital thing

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today's porn takes, being flippant about hypnokink stuff 

I realize that I probably see more horny folks than is typical for whoever's making these normal-ass pornographies. My experience as a trans toppy hypnodomme probably means I see more horny bottoms than the average vanilla dingus, but you know

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joking about porn terms 

i choose to believe that "cheating BBC slut" is about a partner that watches doctor who without you

uhhhh, gendery, cis-focused porn mention 

one of the blogs i followed on tumblr back in the day is called "sissymaids" (huh, wonder what that said about past Grace) and this post is just, like, "hey, don't you wish you were trans in high school? that you'd taken puberty blockers and E back then?" which is a weird angle for a blog whose whole purpose is to sell maid outfits for sex reasons.

today's porn takes, being flippant about hypnokink stuff 

like, if i saw some porn with some fuckin' trans yearning to have penis-in-vagina sex, I'd go a lot easier on it. It probably wouldn't be my thing still, but it doesn't have that skeevy factor that turns me off

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today's porn takes, being flippant about hypnokink stuff 

I think a lot of this loops back around to my thoughts about "a lot of porn is made for the cishet male gaze and comes from a place of entitlement to women's bodies in a way that creeps me out". I feel like I'd be easier on it if it weren't so... aggressively straight and normie

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today's porn takes, being flippant about hypnokink stuff 

i dunno, maybe i'm being silly about logging onto a porn site and complaining about seeing pornography

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today's porn takes, being flippant about hypnokink stuff 

i dunno, it's kind of a frustrating lack of imagination where you're playing in this land of fiction where you can make anyone do anything, and your first thought is "what if they wanted to have plain old regular penis-in-vagina sex. "

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today's porn takes, being flippant 

oh, wow, someone wanting to take cocks? that's novel. i haven't seen half a dozen people on my mastodon timeline express this exact opinion unprompted today

this feels like when you see a statue with one part worn down and shiny because people keep petting the dog or rubbing the boob or whatever

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there's a series of tumblr posts going around with the dover boys "I hate Tom!" "I hate Dick!" and "and I hate Larry!" as separate audio posts, and the "I hate Dick" one has six thousand more notes than the other two

I haven't been a man for years, but if any fellas out there needed permission

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Don't let the name fool you. All the pornography here is legal, and much of it is hand-written. No fascists, no bigots.