Vx. Princess Grace @BestGirlGrace@social.illegalpornography.com

everyone's currying favor with the great game, but when will people curry favor with me, the great dame

also being horny for dragons, but who isn't horny for dragons

talking about all kinds of exciting faerie genders on the podcast and wondering what the hell the tiktok teens think about it

reading some old smut I wrote and laughing at

“She’s also currently a horse.”
“That she is! So, how are you doing?”

person speaking in this online meeting just glitched out and started speaking with reverb and it's honestly a gender

lb: don't mess with me, i've got Dick Powers

come to think of it, a story in the works now has a dig about companies who sell a gizmo with a cloud service, then go out of business (or just decide to shut off the servers) and brick the gizmo

i stand by it, i've only gotten angrier about capitalism since

reading some pornography i wrote in 2019 and remembering the dig i put in about the whole toys r us thing

do you know who i am. i've had sex once

funny, my services are all graded

halt, foul sexhaveress

the problem is that once i have sex, the joke of calling myself a sexhaver will either get a lot more or a lot less funny

do you know who i am? i'm princess grace, sexhaver

i know braces aren't usually made out of metal that, you know, rusts, but-

"i can't touch my own fucking teeth"