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I think this has been done before BUT a world where the superhero/villain scene is a kink thing. Traditionally, the hero is the top and "wins", though "gritty" pairs with villain tops are more common these days.

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Me (trying to see where I stand with my nonbinary friends): are we frenbies or enebies

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"grace, just set up asterisk with the fax plugin"
"i've tried, but this shit looks fucking hard"

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i used to have the computer pick up faxes, but now i don't really have a computer that stays on 24/7

what i really wanna do is have gotten the multi-function laser printer with a fax machine built in, but that requires a time machine

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I mean, I can probably get one from the local thrift store, if we weren't in lockdown mode

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ffxiv screenshotting, eye contact from video game 

i made a /spectacles gif for other reasons, so here you go

ffxiv hildibrand quest nonsense 

the hidibrand quests are about a white guy with rich parents who constantly fails upward

*are you a chicken or a pig voice* are you nacho cheese or cool ranch

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this one's actually a good idea. I can definitely recommend eggs team programming

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extreme programming is... I think when you do pair programming and/or you do programming on a skateboard

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maybe we should try extreme programming again. at least that had a funny name

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I'd probably be less harsh on agile if I'd ever been on a team that lived up to the promises

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agile software is when you move fast and break things, thus tricking whoever the DRI that week is into doing the actual work

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agile software is when you do story points and velocity instead of hard time estimates, and then management won't leave you alone until you give an estimate anyways

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agile software is when you assign a point value to all your user stories and make tasks for all of them and then you wind up doing whatever the PM says is urgent

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agile software is when you do stand ups and the more stand ups you do, the more agile it is

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Princess Grace's Space Base Place

Don't let the name fool you. All the pornography here is legal, and much of it is hand-written. No fascists, no bigots.