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I think this has been done before BUT a world where the superhero/villain scene is a kink thing. Traditionally, the hero is the top and "wins", though "gritty" pairs with villain tops are more common these days.

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Me (trying to see where I stand with my nonbinary friends): are we frenbies or enebies

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voice dysphoria (+?) 

nobody else at the table does a voice, and, honestly, it's their loss

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voice dysphoria (+?) 

I've been getting a lot of practice with it since it's the voice of my cyberpunk noir character, Victoria Lake

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voice dysphoria (+?) 

I can't believe I helped myself by saying "I invented and perfected sex, and now any time someone fucks, I get a quarter" in a ridiculous german accent

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voice dysphoria (+?) 

I was feeling weird about how nasally my voice sounded in my head, but I did my franziska voice to myself for a while and it seems to have reset it?

continuing the seinfeld magical girl thing outside of people's mentions 

Jerry wishes for an annoying fan to leave him alone, only to find out she's a beautiful woman right afterwards.
George spends the entire episode unable to make up his mind, and only comes up with it right after the familiar leaves in disgust.
Elaine wishes for the ability to pee standing up. She thinks it'd be "a real time-saver".
Kramer honestly doesn't seem to understand the nature of the arrangement, but is excited about it nonetheless.

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continuing the seinfeld magical girl thing outside of people's mentions 

ELAINE: So what'd he wish for?
KRAMER: Lifetime supply of bootleg Levi's. I'm wearing a pair right now. Better than the real thing if you ask me.
JERRY: He didn't even wish for the real thing?
KRAMER: 'Course not. Real jeans are a dime a dozen, but these puppies? Oh, they're priceless.

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KRAMER: y'know, my friend Bob Sacamano became a magical girl once.
JERRY: Yeah? How'd it go?
K: Left his soul gem on the subway, next thing he knew. It's somewhere under Coney Island right now.

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GEORGE: I gotta wear *that*?
JERRY: What's the problem? You get a job, you wear the uniform.
G: Have you seen this thing? It leaves nothing to the imagination! Nothing at all!
KRAMER, wearing just the skimpiest magical girl outfit imaginable: hey, this weird cat thing outside's handing out wishes and cosplay.

when are they gonna come out with keyboards that rumble while you're doing video games

ladies. gennlemens. folks. people who should call me. what if i told you we could be be having sex three within our lifetimes AND within our wifetimes? Stop dreaming, it's here.

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this is her. this is the friendly female. even though she looks like she's giving you the side-eye

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Princess Grace's Space Base Place

Don't let the name fool you. All the pornography here is legal, and much of it is hand-written. No fascists, no bigots.