Pinned toot

i'm a gay crime skunk who writes internet porn and i demand to be treated with respect

Show thread
Pinned toot

I think this has been done before BUT a world where the superhero/villain scene is a kink thing. Traditionally, the hero is the top and "wins", though "gritty" pairs with villain tops are more common these days.

Pinned toot
Pinned toot

Me (trying to see where I stand with my nonbinary friends): are we frenbies or enebies

Pinned toot

talkin' about this kobold bard 

Oh, yeah, our long-term goal in this campaign is "organize a debt strike in order to get these kobolds out of a raw deal that the asshole company town owner swindled them into"

Show thread

talkin' about this kobold bard 

"Thank you, you've been a lovely audience! Don't forget to tip your waitress and refuse to pay your debts! There's a strike on!" She says, summoning a blinding cloud of smoke and making her escape.

Show thread

talkin' about this kobold bard 

"I kid, I kid. Some of my best friends are humans. There's nothing better than sitting on some nice, tall shoulders and seein' the world. There's no joke here, I just appreciate seein' things from a different perspective. Plus, I notice the blackguard's hired goons are in the audience, so I gotta say something nice."

Show thread

talkin' about this kobold bard 

"Seriously, folks. Humans are great. I mean, more grubs for me, right?"

Show thread

talkin' about this kobold bard 

You ever notice how folks WITHOUT a congenital sensitivity to sunlight are like "It's such a beautiful day!"? What's up with that?

Show thread

talkin' about this kobold bard 

"Folks, you ever notice how humans are always talking about slaying dragons? Well, I think we need a little less dragon slayin' and a little more dragon lovin'."

Show thread

talkin' about this kobold bard 

"You ever notice how humans have clothes that fit and they don't have the efficient, swaying walk that a tail grants? What's the deal with that?"

Show thread

i guess this is pet play or something 

forcing your sub down with a magical collar that forces you down when you say "sit, boy"

Show thread

talkin' about this kobold bard 

I made a heroforge miniature for her that wound up having hair because that looked better -> kobolds don't have hair, so she must be wearing a wig -> this is clearly her in character as her humansona

Show thread

talkin' about this kobold bard 

For some reason, her particular brand of musical comedy has mixed results among actual humans.

Show thread

talkin' about this kobold bard 

"Hey there, my name's Tallguy Notail, and this is a song called 'The I Don't Need A Stepladder To Use A Kitchen Blues'"

Show thread

talkin' about this kobold bard 

well, one part humansona, one part character she plays on stage

Show thread

talkin' about this kobold bard 

thinking about Tennessee Ernie 'Bold and how she definitely carries around a costume for her humansona

hypnokink 

this episode of sarazanmai has mind-control badges of the bad guy's logo and: mood

Show more
Princess Grace's Space Base Place

Don't let the name fool you. All the pornography here is legal, and much of it is hand-written. No fascists, no bigots.