Vx. Modemoiselle @BestGirlGrace@social.illegalpornography.com

@LilyVers Yeah! It's her own twist on the "Prosecutors wear cravats" rule and I love that about her.

@fluxom_alt Kaiba, you literally hired a professional torturer to construct a death maze to kill Yugi

@distressedegg oh fuck, I gotta start watching this again

@LilyVers It iiis

It's honestly one of the reasons I got so into her in the first place

me: I should sew that patch onto that Bird Call jacket tonight
me: it's traditional to use dental floss for this sort of thing, but Bird Call doesn't have teeth, and so wouldn't own floss
me: twisted pair phone line, though

@fluxom_alt There are so many non-horny things you could have called it, come on

@fluxom_alt oh, come ON

Trying your best not to slip into the ocean below. Not because you'd fall, but because you know she'd catch you at the last minute and say "I knew you were falling for me, but this is ridiculous~".

You open your eyes. The remains of the lab burn around you. The roar of whirling helicopter blades blows back your hair. You're looking at a vision in a ball gown pointing her parasol at you. But, for once, it's the handle. "Come on, I'm a woman of my word!" She shouts, hair blowing in her face. "I said I'd kill you myself, and I meant it!" Big, triumphant supervillain smile, because the hero needing your help is even sweeter than simply defeating them.

You grab, the Murdermaid behind the flight stick takes off, and Modemoiselle cackles as she lets you dangle for dear life from her parasol.

@FirstProgenitor it's three dollars

@LilyVers It wouldn't be any fun if I didn't keep you guessing, dear. <3

@rockario It is a sweater that's far too big for me, and yes it is.

@ben bless you, tiny blergos

@LilyVers well, I took the picture several hours ago when it was morningish

@ben thanks, tiny blergo

good Office of Consensus Morning, folks

@fluxom_alt What can I say? I stand by my principles.

@fluxom_alt the other KISS principle is that I want to smooch you

@fluxom_alt remember the KISS principle: Keep It a Simple Skunk.

(the circuit heart motif is perff, by the way <3)