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first person chess game, where you can only see what the king piece can see

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winning a chess match by seducing the queen, poisoning her, stealing the throne for myself, and then abolishing the monarchy altogether, thus eliminating the enemy king

sure, everyone's all excited about the xbox, but when I try to market my sex box, everyone's like "grace, how did you even package sex in a box", "that doesn't sound sanitary" and "is this a catgirl joke"

final fantasy fourteen eye contact 

this guy has resting shithead face

anyways, hideo kojima is a prophet who can only communicate via ridiculous video games

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1. doesn't know what sex is
2. endearing naivete
3. still believes in santa claus

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blaseball 

if you can win more games than you lose, you can dominate the Wild Low league

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blaseball 

it's still very funny to me when the spies lead the divison by virtue of simply having a vaguely winning record

selfie, eye contact 

live from scenic my car, it's Princess Grace Gets A Covid Test, in stunning HD

90s animal mascot platformer Grace with a dash of twinning kink? 90s animal mascot platformer Grace with a dash of twinning kink 

I like to imagine it'd be like Banjo Kazooie except you can twin all the enemies so when you come back to an area later it's just a bunch of friendly Graces hanging out

tabletop 

the harder part is stopping. I keep doing my Johnny Cash/Tennessee Ernie 'Bold voice to myself

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the "what's your gender?" "kobold." exchange is a little old now, but it does feel right for her

that or she'd launch into a little musical number about herself and the things she likes

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Princess Grace's Space Base Place

Don't let the name fool you. All the pornography here is legal, and much of it is hand-written. No fascists, no bigots.